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2009
The Return
Magaloof II
Coventry Saracens Rugby Tour Stag weekend
Early Birds well for some the splinter tourist will follow
Tut Tut Soft drinks you are beautiful
 
 
A few scoops before the flight
 
 
The new trolly dolley
 
Now the splinter tourist have arrived let the party begin
 
It's a hard job but someone's got to keep the scum in place
 
One of the Tour Judges is missing
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN
Sorry he's on a splinter Cruz!!!!!
 
Now back to the scum
Court punishment chilli Sauce and cheese
Yum Yum!!!!
Someone enjoying Hans too much
 
All to much for Wallywomen
Enjoying ST Georges day in style
 
Babies 1st Nite Out
 
All this in day one
 
After a Heavy nite the court needed to punish the
scum once more
 
Court in session
The Defence (sorry the magician) turned up minus his hair
Ouzo and Sambuca
 
They never learn the court always wins
 
Im a athlete (in drinking)
 
Beach rugby
Rugby Players Against Non Rugby Payers + 2
18 started only a few finished
Score
Rugby Players 4-4 Non Rugby Players  
And one broken foot in 3 places
 
Toga Nite
 
I LOVE TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Another day in the worlds best court
Even the judge can't get past the tour court
 
The Father and Son double act
The Father, Son and Son in law Triple Act
 
The one you've been waiting for!!!!!!!!
Lovely!!!!!!!!
Someones got the better of the Best man
 
To many Chicken Wings DOG 69 or is that how many you had over the weekend!!!!!
Wakey Wakey pile on
 
Getting ready before the last nite in Magaloof
The tour court must look its best for a few it takes a lot longer 
Bath Time
(that's not the loofer Jimmy)
 
The Last nite
Is it a bird is it a plane no it's
CAPTAIN CONDOM
Groom (Sorry Captain Condom) and His Best man
 
See if the magician can escape form this
Love at that shirt Big fella !!!!!!!
Jonny's long lost Twin Brother
 
The Last Day
To much for some people
 
The Plane trip Home
Oh so quiet!!!!!!!
 
Jonny's found his twin again!!!
I Love Tour!!!!!!!
 
THE END
 
MAGALOOF III
2010
Coming your way soon
 
2008
Tour to
 
Click on the pic below,
It will blow your mind
well it did for one tourist
 
 And then the mayhem began
Eastenders Bar
Best breakfast in town
The best court in the world
Now here are a few pics of the scum that we had to deal with
 
For their good deeds they had to suffer
Plus it was fun to watch
 
That was just the start
One for S$$£%*r AM
Sorry its that round thing, I'm not able to bring myself to say the other foozball name
 
A Day Out
A Night Out
I Love Toga
Another Night Out
Now how many times can he get his tongue out???????????????
Big J going for the world record for the Limbo
Bagpuss          and            Mark
Separated at birth
 
And Another Day Out
 
The Judges Taking Their Punishment
But why did a non Sara's tourist get involved?
....
 
And yet another night out
No1's this time
 These two are so in love
 
We all know what happend next
Oh what a ride
The only cross dressing pirate on tour
 
And yet another day out
Young love and very strange at that, I think it was the sun or all the time craig spent at the gym
 As they ran off towards the sea, Paul said to Simon
"Now I can free willy" in reply Simon said "the square route of pie is equal to all the sides of equilateral triangle"
 
Oh the pain of it all
 
Its all gone wrong................very very very wrong
 
Where is Willy, sobs paul
 
THE END
(well for this year)
 
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2007
tour was to that lovely country called Belgium. 
 
Clips  
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A total of 16 grown men (court still out on a few) went, and 16 came back at the same time, for a change 


  The Virgins outside the European Parliament. Honest we didn't pick on them all weekend. 

 

 

I know what you are thinking girls & boys, Sex on legs.

 

Pirate AHHHHAAAAARRRRR and his band of men

 

                                  

   The old ones and Dork                                                             Think she might be a bit wooden

                                                                                                                     (BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM) 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

AHHHHAAAAARRRRR he be needing some help and a straw

 

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sticks and Drinking

 

Fill in the gaps (its my party and I'll ___ if i want to) 

Clue, Its a song

 

You should hear the bloke im sleeping with snore...

and he keeps going BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM in the night.

One question, whats with hide the finger when hes in bed?

 !!!!!!!!!!!!!Vote for Teddy Love!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Who wanted the Gay 'O' Gram?

 

€50, €30, €10, €2? still not got it......loose change? 

Ok then have him for free, will loan him out on request.

Weddings, Stag Parties, Bar Mitzvah's, Funerals, Christenings, Finger Bum, Kids Parties

(Links to web sites are safe to open at work)

 

Tour food (not that we ate much)

 

 One to show the wife

(don't know when we saw this, or on which day)

 

  No sheep were harmed on this tour  

Apart from the Dave (son of Southam) J.

 

Tour Quotes

While in Europe we will do the Europeans,

Poo Sticks.

 

More to come next year